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		<title>Woman Calls 911 To Get A Date</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 19:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Spector</dc:creator>
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Just when we think we&#8217;ve come across every funny phone call that&#8217;s out there, somebody comes up with a new one. But the beauty of the hilarious phone call posted below is that it&#8217;s not even an intentional prank &#8211; rather, it&#8217;s a real 911 call made by a woman who was hoping to reunite [...]


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<p>Just when we think we&#8217;ve come across every <a href="http://www.whipitoutcomedy.com/search/label/phone%20sex">funny phone call</a> that&#8217;s out there, somebody comes up with a new one. But the beauty of the hilarious phone call posted below is that it&#8217;s not even an <a href="http://www.whipitoutcomedy.com/search/label/prank%20calls">intentional prank</a> &#8211; rather, it&#8217;s a real 911 call made by a woman who was hoping to reunite with a cute policeman she saw.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re still not convinced that you should listen to this call (posted below), then maybe this quote from the woman will help you make up your mind:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Honey I’m just going to be honest with you okay, I just thought he was cute. I’m 45 years old and I’d like to meet him again. I don’t know how to go about doing that without calling 911. I know this is not absolutely in any way, shape or form an emergency. But if you give the officer my phone number and ask him to come back other than I know they have terrible lots of things to do&#8230;.would you mind?&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, it&#8217;s good.<br /><span><br /><embed src="http://media.entertonement.com/embed/PlayerText.swf" name="PlayerText" flashvars="auto_play=0&amp;id=1_0928396c_4bb2_11de_a89d_0015c5f4d562&amp;meta_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.entertonement.com%2Fclips%2Fvzvxslzhkm.query%3Fimage_size%3Dflash" width="304" height="30" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" bgcolor="#ffffff" wmode="transparent" allowScriptAccess="sameDomain" allowFullScreen="false"></embed></p>
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