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This Doo Wop Blow Job Song Is The Answer To All Your Problems

Josh Spector — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:10:00 +0000

When it comes to blow jobs, we’ve seen plenty of funny videos on the subject before, but we’re not sure we’ve ever come across a better blow job song than the one posted below from Poykpac.

The song is a classic doo wop take on the way oral sex can get you ladies out of any predicament you may ever find yourself in. And remember, as the song says, “You can’t get in trouble because it’s really not sex.”

The Onion’s Latest Video Is A Fabulous Take On The Gay Marriage Issue

Josh Spector — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:54:00 +0000

It continues to amaze us how many funny videos are actually being inspired by the ridiculous gay marriage debate that’s raging in the country these days. We’ve seen it inspire everything from Guido gay protests to songs about having sex with ducks, and it’s all made us laugh.

But today, The Onion has weighed in on the controversy with their own predictably hilarious spin. In the video below, The Onion reports that Conservatives have their panties in a bunch after realizing that gays are just “a few snips away” from being able to get married.

Girlfriends Try To Save The Economy By Forcing Their Boyfriends To Move In With Them

Josh Spector — Wed, 27 May 2009 17:30:00 +0000

Well, The Onion has done it again. The humor site’s latest pitch perfect video breaks down a story that we’re sure boyfriends around the country are dealing with — the way their girlfriends are pressuring them to move in together due to the tough economy.

You should definitely watch the full video below because there’s way too many funny lines in it for us to share here, but our personal favorite line comes from the “boyfriend representative” who speaks for us all when he says, “Can we talk about this another time?”

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What To Do When Your Girlfriend Dresses Like A Whore

Josh Spector — Wed, 20 May 2009 21:46:00 +0000

It’s a classic dilemma that guys find themselves faced with – what to do when your girlfriend asks you how she looks. We all know that you should never tell her she looks fat or else you will have to face the consequences, but what do you do if she is dressed like a whore?

Our pals over at Atomic Wedgie have put together a funny video that looks at this question in a very literal manner – check it out below.

Time Life Presents The Divorce Albums Of The 1980s

Josh Spector — Tue, 12 May 2009 19:15:00 +0000

You know those ridiculous Time Life album compilations that they are constantly trying to convince you to buy in cheesy infomercials? If you don’t know them, that’s probably because you have a job and/or life which prevents you from staying up until 3 am every night watching TV.

Anyway…this Funny or Die video presents a great suggestion for one such album – a compilation of the best songs that you probably listened to when you were a kid listening to your parents fight. It’s a funny video, but what makes us even more giddy is seeing our old pal Kyle Kinane starring as the “angry Dad.” Check it out below – Kyle’s beard looks every bit as magnificent as we remember.

Apparently, Sex In The 21st Century Requires iMacs From 5 Years Ago

Josh Spector — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:31:00 +0000

We’re not sure what it is with foreigners, but they certainly seem to love making videos where typically inanimate objects have sex. Yesterday, we came across (no pun intended) a commercial featuring a particularly sexed up version of the dollar bill and now today we’ve found a video about computer love.

What’s really odd about the video below is that despite being titled Sex in the 21st Century, it revolves around a couple of iMacs from several years ago getting it on and popping out a baby (read: iPod). If this kind of thing turns you on, then you’re really going to love what goes on over at the Geek Pad.

Can The Dollar’s Sexual Prowess Save The Economy?

Josh Spector — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:00:00 +0000

We’re no experts when it comes to the state of the economy (we leave that to our friends over at Veto Corleone), but we do know that whatever’s happening with money these days isn’t making it any easier to get laid. But the elaborate animated video below suggests that the economy might be on its way to improving thanks to the dollar bill’s sexual prowess.

Confused? So are we, but we do know that the commercial below is pretty damn cool. It starts a little slow, but stick around at least until the 40 second mark when things really start to get sexy.

The Greatest Video Of A Dog Humping A Grandmother That You’ll Ever See

Josh Spector — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:43:00 +0000

**Hello Dave Barry readers! Welcome to Whip It Out Comedy, where we post funny videos, pictures, lists and more every day. We also recommend our friends over at Hey Look, Animals if you’re looking for more funny animal videos.

It seems only appropriate that on the same day we were invited to become a fan of Hugs and Kittens on Facebook, we would come across the greatest dog humping video we’ve ever seen. What makes it so great? Well, for starters, the “humpee” is somebody’s grandmother.

But what really sets the video below apart from its competition in the dog humping genre is this dog’s persistence. He doesn’t settle for just grinding on Granny’s leg. He takes her down to the ground and mounts her as she tries to crawl her way out of the situation.

On a side note, if you ever find yourself getting humped by a dog, it’s probably not a great idea to drop to your hands and knees in an attempt to escape. They don’t call that position doggy style for nothing.

Going To A Reggae Club? Better Bring Some Ice For Your Junk

Josh Spector — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 03:27:00 +0000

We love reggae music. Yeah, that probably comes as a surprise to you because we never use the phrase “Hey Mon,” barely ever post about weed any more, and this website doesn’t have any flash-animated lions in the sidebar.

Not only do we love reggae music, but we love the way people dance to reggae music. We wouldn’t be caught dead attempting any dancehall reggae moves, but it sure is fun to watch. And the video below – from some TruTV show about, well…we have no idea what it’s about – features some of the craziest reggae dance moves we’ve ever seen.

The dancers take grinding to an entirely new level. And that level includes hitting each other on the head with tables and jumping off of statues on to each other’s crotches. Yeah, this one’s worth watching despite the random C-list celebrity commentary throughout it.

Economic Woes Hit Prisons As Cigarettes Now Cost Two Hand Jobs

Josh Spector — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:12:00 +0000

At the rate that the economy is going in the tank these days, it was probably only a matter of time until it started to affect every aspect of American life. And by “every aspect,” we mean the amount of sexual favors one must provide in order to pay for a pack of cigarettes in prison.

Sure enough, The Onion is all over this story because nobody breaks hilarious fictional news stories quite like The Onion. After all, remember when they broke that story about dinosaurs being sexual predators? Where was Anderson Cooper on that one?

Check out the funny video below to learn why the price of a pack of prison cigarettes has skyrocketed to “two hand jobs and a stick of beef jerky.” We smell a Slim Jim promotion coming soon to a prison near you…