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This Is What The New Owner Of Facebook.com/SexyGal Looks Like

Josh Spector — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:02:00 +0000

The Facebook Vanity URL name grab took off last night with more than 500,000 people setting up new “vanity names” for their Facebook accounts (we were busy locking up Facebook.com/FunnyStuff). It’s led to some pretty entertaining new URLs and some interesting pairings, including the woman pictured above who is now the proud (?) face behind Facebook.com/SexyGal.

This Is What A Porn Set Looks Like After A Long Day Of Work

Josh Spector — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 22:07:00 +0000

We have no idea what adult film was shot on this set, but judging by the varied assortment of items left at the scene we imagine it must have been quite a movie. There’s nothing surprising about seeing a few sex toys lying around the set, and even the occasional sword doesn’t shock us (although somebody’s crappy Van Nuys apartment doesn’t seem like the most realistic setting for a swashbuckler), but what are the dead fish doing there?

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And don’t even get us started on the jar of mayonnaise hanging out in the corner or the creepy mask on the floor – is that Richard Nixon? A special thanks to Sublime Blog where we found this funny picture.

50 Reasons To Have Sex – Written By A Woman On A Bar Napkin

Josh Spector — Thu, 07 May 2009 16:45:00 +0000

Sometimes it’s the simplest things that make for the most entertaining photos. In this case, a woman (we’re guessing after a few drinks) decided to scribble down a list of her 50 reasons to have sex on a bar napkin. Our personal favorites include “Just shaved legs,” “It’s cold outside,” and “To prove we’re not in a rut.” Click the image above to enlarge.

Funny picture found at Sublime Blog.

The 12 Best Celebrity Crotch Grab Photos

Josh Spector — Tue, 05 May 2009 05:31:00 +0000

No matter how many times US magazine tells us that celebrities are just like us, we’ve never believed it. They certainly don’t have sex stories like ours. However, after doing a bit of research (read: wasting an hour surfing for funny pictures), we’ve come to realize that celebs are just like us when it comes to the joys of a good crotch grab. Check out our list of The 12 Best Celebrity Crotch Grab Photos complete with captions from those very same celebrities.

12. Paris Hilton
“Ugh, I’m so sick of getting crabs stuck on my crabs.”

11. Sarah Silverman
“Jimmy Kimmel told me this pose was sexy, but I think he might be messing with me.”

10. Josh Duhamel
“Maybe if I grab my thigh and grin, people will think I’ve got a huge python.”

9. Hayden Panetierre
“Mmm…tastes like Milo Ventimiglia’s penis.”

8. Lil’ Wayne
“What do you mean The Gap can’t use this pose for their ad?”

7. Dominic Monaghan
“Should I be worried that I’ve been itching ever since I got back from the Shire?”

6. Brian Austin Green
“I can’t believe Megan Fox is touching my package right now. That deal I made with the devil was totally worth it.”

5. Chris Brown
“Don’t worry Johnson, I won’t let anybody touch you in jail.”

4. Josh Brolin
“It takes a big dick to play a big dick.”

3. Britney Spears
“This is MY babymaker and you can’t have it, y’all. At least until I’m done with it.”

2. Bono
“I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.”

1. Michael Jackson
“Hey kids, you have to be this tall to get on the ride at Neverland.”

The Greatest Video Of A Dog Humping A Grandmother That You’ll Ever See

Josh Spector — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:43:00 +0000

**Hello Dave Barry readers! Welcome to Whip It Out Comedy, where we post funny videos, pictures, lists and more every day. We also recommend our friends over at Hey Look, Animals if you’re looking for more funny animal videos.

It seems only appropriate that on the same day we were invited to become a fan of Hugs and Kittens on Facebook, we would come across the greatest dog humping video we’ve ever seen. What makes it so great? Well, for starters, the “humpee” is somebody’s grandmother.

But what really sets the video below apart from its competition in the dog humping genre is this dog’s persistence. He doesn’t settle for just grinding on Granny’s leg. He takes her down to the ground and mounts her as she tries to crawl her way out of the situation.

On a side note, if you ever find yourself getting humped by a dog, it’s probably not a great idea to drop to your hands and knees in an attempt to escape. They don’t call that position doggy style for nothing.

This Is So Much Better Than Those "John 3:16" Signs

Josh Spector — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 01:57:00 +0000

We have no idea what the story is behind this picture, but we’re guessing somebody’s parents got called as a result of it.

Funny picture found at Don Chavez.

The Blow Up Doll Always Rides Shotgun, Bro

Josh Spector — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:55:00 +0000

This picture cracks us up because it just makes us imagine how the conversation must have gone when these two ballers hopped in their convertible to go out for a wild night on the town. We’re guessing it went something like this:

Driver Guy: “Tonight’s gonna be off the hook. Let’s do this! Oh, I better not forget my headset in case I get any customer service calls. Technically, I’m on the clock for the cable company right now.”

Back Seat Guy: “I got shotgun!”

Driver Guy: “No you don’t. Lucy’s got shotgun. The Blow Up Doll always rides shotgun, bro.”

Back Seat Guy: “Damn.”

Funny picture found at Funtasticus.

Best Towel Ever

Josh Spector — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:08:00 +0000

Just because you can’t find a girl to wrap her legs around your naked body, doesn’t mean that you can’t make it look like you have a girl wrapping her legs around your body.

Funny picture found at Funtasticus.

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This Crotchmen Movie Poster Is Way Cooler Than The Watchmen Poster

Josh Spector — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 20:00:00 +0000

We haven’t seen the movie Watchmen yet (yeah, we know we’re not cool), but we’re guessing it’s probably not nearly as entertaining as the Crotchmen movie featured in this poster.

Funny picture found at College Humor.

Behind Every Failed Marriage, Is This Custom License Plate

Josh Spector — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:50:00 +0000

When your wife gets the car in the divorce, the least you can do is make her take it with this license plate.

Funny photo found at Lisanti Quarterly.