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This Is How You Have Sex At A Funeral

amanda.meadows — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:25:00 +0000

Sometimes the loss of a loved one can be too much to bear. Luckily, people feeling this way also need to have casual sex to feel better. This helpful video from Funny or Die gives you tips on how to handle sex at a funeral, and even who your ideal partners should be.

It’s the healthy way to manage your grief. And it looks even easier than having sex at a wedding.

The Internet Commenter Funeral

50 Reasons To Have Sex – Written By A Woman On A Bar Napkin

Josh Spector — Thu, 07 May 2009 16:45:00 +0000

Sometimes it’s the simplest things that make for the most entertaining photos. In this case, a woman (we’re guessing after a few drinks) decided to scribble down a list of her 50 reasons to have sex on a bar napkin. Our personal favorites include “Just shaved legs,” “It’s cold outside,” and “To prove we’re not in a rut.” Click the image above to enlarge.

Funny picture found at Sublime Blog.

The 12 Best Celebrity Crotch Grab Photos

Josh Spector — Tue, 05 May 2009 05:31:00 +0000

No matter how many times US magazine tells us that celebrities are just like us, we’ve never believed it. They certainly don’t have sex stories like ours. However, after doing a bit of research (read: wasting an hour surfing for funny pictures), we’ve come to realize that celebs are just like us when it comes to the joys of a good crotch grab. Check out our list of The 12 Best Celebrity Crotch Grab Photos complete with captions from those very same celebrities.

12. Paris Hilton
“Ugh, I’m so sick of getting crabs stuck on my crabs.”

11. Sarah Silverman
“Jimmy Kimmel told me this pose was sexy, but I think he might be messing with me.”

10. Josh Duhamel
“Maybe if I grab my thigh and grin, people will think I’ve got a huge python.”

9. Hayden Panetierre
“Mmm…tastes like Milo Ventimiglia’s penis.”

8. Lil’ Wayne
“What do you mean The Gap can’t use this pose for their ad?”

7. Dominic Monaghan
“Should I be worried that I’ve been itching ever since I got back from the Shire?”

6. Brian Austin Green
“I can’t believe Megan Fox is touching my package right now. That deal I made with the devil was totally worth it.”

5. Chris Brown
“Don’t worry Johnson, I won’t let anybody touch you in jail.”

4. Josh Brolin
“It takes a big dick to play a big dick.”

3. Britney Spears
“This is MY babymaker and you can’t have it, y’all. At least until I’m done with it.”

2. Bono
“I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.”

1. Michael Jackson
“Hey kids, you have to be this tall to get on the ride at Neverland.”

The Dangers Of Taking Photos Up A Woman’s Skirt

Josh Spector — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 23:01:00 +0000

Ladies, we know that you sometimes get caught up in the moment when you’re out in the club and posing for sexy photos which are being taken by creepy club photographers, but please try to remember to tuck in your tampon string. It’s really in everybody’s best interest.

Funny picture found at LMMFAO.