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		<title>The Greatest Video Of A Dog Humping A Grandmother That You&#8217;ll Ever See</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Spector</dc:creator>
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**Hello Dave Barry readers! Welcome to Whip It Out Comedy, where we post funny videos, pictures, lists and more every day. We also recommend our friends over at Hey Look, Animals if you&#8217;re looking for more funny animal videos. 
It seems only appropriate that on the same day we were invited to become a fan [...]


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<blockquote><span style="font-style:italic"><br />**Hello <a href="http://blogs.herald.com/dave_barrys_blog/">Dave Barry</a> readers! Welcome to <a href="http://www.whipitoutcomedy.com">Whip It Out Comedy</a>, where we post <a href="http://www.whipitoutcomedy.com/search/label/funny%20videos">funny videos</a>, <a href="http://www.whipitoutcomedy.com/search/label/funny%20pictures">pictures</a>, <a href="http://www.whipitoutcomedy.com/search/label/funny%20lists">lists</a> and more every day. We also recommend our friends over at <a href="http://www.heylookanimals.com">Hey Look, Animals</a> if you&#8217;re looking for more funny animal videos. </span></p></blockquote>
<p>It seems only appropriate that on the same day we were invited to <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hugs-and-Kittens/90707581211?ref=mf">become a fan of Hugs and Kittens on Facebook</a>, we would come across the greatest dog humping video we&#8217;ve ever seen. What makes it so great? Well, for starters, the &#8220;humpee&#8221; is somebody&#8217;s <a href="http://www.whipitoutcomedy.com/2008/01/gilf.html">grandmother</a>.</p>
<p>But what really sets the video below apart from its competition in the dog humping genre is this dog&#8217;s persistence. He doesn&#8217;t settle for just grinding on Granny&#8217;s leg. He takes her down to the ground and mounts her as she tries to crawl her way out of the situation.</p>
<p>On a side note, if you ever find yourself getting humped by a dog, it&#8217;s probably not a great idea to drop to your hands and knees in an attempt to escape. They don&#8217;t call that position doggy style for nothing.<br /><span><br /><object width="500" height="405"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JntwF0SvcCA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JntwF0SvcCA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x2b405b&amp;color2=0x6b8ab6&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="405"></embed></object><br /></span></p>
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		<title>15 Funniest MILF Porn Movie Titles</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Josh Spector</dc:creator>
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15. [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-style:italic">No <a href="http://www.whipitoutcomedy.com/2009/04/welcome-to-milf-week-on-whip-it-out.html">MILF Week</a> celebration would be complete without a nod to the role of MILFs in the  adult film world. And what better way to highlight this genre than by compiling a <a href="http://www.whipitoutcomedy.com/search/label/funny%20lists">list</a> of the <span style="font-weight:bold">15 Funniest MILF Porn Movie Titles</span>? By the way, this list is pretty NSFW (in case you couldn&#8217;t guess)&#8230;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold">15. Pussyman’s Wasabi MILF Orgy</span></p>
<p><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J6_oOFnYaJg/SdkdK_CTQoI/AAAAAAAACKw/2Nfo2Wqfjpc/s1600-h/wasabi+milf.jpg"><img style="margin:0px auto 10px;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;cursor:hand;width: 320px;height: 225px" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J6_oOFnYaJg/SdkdK_CTQoI/AAAAAAAACKw/2Nfo2Wqfjpc/s320/wasabi+milf.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold">14. Knock Up My Mommy</span><br /><span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold">13. How I F*cked Your Mother</p>
<p>12. Muthas Who Luv Brothas</p>
<p>11. I F*cked You And Yo Mamma</p>
<p>10. Oh No, There&#8217;s A Negro In My Mom</p>
<p>9. Your Mom&#8217;s Hairy Pussy</p>
<p>8. We Wanna Gangbang Your Mom</p>
<p>7. Stop Or My Mom Will F*ck</p>
<p>6. Cocksucking Soccer Moms</span></p>
<p><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J6_oOFnYaJg/Sdkca0tDTbI/AAAAAAAACKg/v_WJ6_AV2t4/s1600-h/281385_aa.jpg"><img style="margin:0px auto 10px;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;cursor:hand;width: 225px;height: 320px" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J6_oOFnYaJg/Sdkca0tDTbI/AAAAAAAACKg/v_WJ6_AV2t4/s320/281385_aa.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold">5. Cougar Cum Buckets</p>
<p>4. Porn Valley PTA</p>
<p>3. MILF Does A Boner Good</p>
<p>2. Wanna F*ck My Daughter? Gotta F*ck Me First<br /></span><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J6_oOFnYaJg/Sdkca7kRvhI/AAAAAAAACKo/jQ0es7bpg3c/s1600-h/319531.jpg"><img style="margin:0px auto 10px;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;cursor:hand;width: 220px;height: 320px" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_J6_oOFnYaJg/Sdkca7kRvhI/AAAAAAAACKo/jQ0es7bpg3c/s320/319531.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold">1. How’s That Big Cock Gonna Fit In Mom’s Ass?</span></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J6_oOFnYaJg/Sc_kZTgn5yI/AAAAAAAACDo/6BhBx-tkzAM/s1600-h/divorce_party.jpg"><img style="margin:0px auto 10px;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;cursor:hand;width: 320px;height: 240px" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J6_oOFnYaJg/Sc_kZTgn5yI/AAAAAAAACDo/6BhBx-tkzAM/s320/divorce_party.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic"><br />We&#8217;ve done <a href="http://www.whipitoutcomedy.com/search/label/funny%20lists">lists</a> before about everything from <a href="http://www.whipitoutcomedy.com/2009/03/10-craziest-rock-star-sex-stories.html">sex</a> to <a href="http://www.whipitoutcomedy.com/2009/03/9-funniest-shirts-with-genitals-on-them.html">dirty fashion</a>, but today we thought we&#8217;d share a list inspired by a much happier occasion &#8211; <a href="http://www.whipitoutcomedy.com/search/label/divorce">divorce</a>. Ok, so maybe divorce isn&#8217;t always a happy time for both parties, but it does provide some inspiration for some hilarious quotes and here&#8217;s the <span style="font-weight:bold">15 Funniest Divorce Quotes</span> we&#8217;ve come across.</span></p>
<p>15. &#8220;Ah yes, divorce&#8230;from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man&#8217;s genitals through his wallet.&#8221; &#8211; <span style="font-weight:bold">Robin Williams</span></p>
<p>14. &#8220;The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.&#8221; &#8211; <span style="font-weight:bold">Johnny Carson</span></p>
<p>13. &#8220;The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.&#8221; &#8211; <span style="font-weight:bold">Woody Allen</span><br /><span></p>
<p>12. &#8220;I&#8217;m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.&#8221; &#8211; <span style="font-weight:bold">Zsa Zsa Gabor</span></p>
<p>11. &#8220;To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy mansion for a while.&#8221; &#8211; <span style="font-weight:bold">James Caan</span></p>
<p><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J6_oOFnYaJg/Sc_kY27pwtI/AAAAAAAACDg/c-EtxsXCGGY/s1600-h/938-010divorce-posters.jpg"><img style="margin:0px auto 10px;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;cursor:hand;width: 214px;height: 320px" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J6_oOFnYaJg/Sc_kY27pwtI/AAAAAAAACDg/c-EtxsXCGGY/s320/938-010divorce-posters.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>
<p>10. &#8220;I&#8217;d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he&#8217;d be dead in a year.&#8221; &#8211; <span style="font-weight:bold">Bette Davis</span></p>
<p>9. &#8220;She cried &#8211; and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.&#8221; &#8211; <span style="font-weight:bold">Tommy Manville</span></p>
<p>8. &#8220;I can&#8217;t get divorced because I&#8217;m a Catholic. Catholics don&#8217;t get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.&#8221; &#8211; <span style="font-weight:bold">Lenny Clarke</span> </p>
<p>7. &#8220;I look a divorce this way: it&#8217;s better to have loved and lost, then to live with that bitch for the rest of my life.&#8221; &#8211; <span style="font-weight:bold">Steve McGrew</span></p>
<p>6. &#8220;Marriage isn&#8217;t all that it&#8217;s cracked up to be. Let me tell you, honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.&#8221; &#8211; <span style="font-weight:bold">Larry Gelbart</span></p>
<p><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J6_oOFnYaJg/Sc_kYmbW6PI/AAAAAAAACDY/TU7mda8DdlU/s1600-h/194792793_d7ef9851f0.jpg"><img style="margin:0px auto 10px;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;cursor:hand;width: 320px;height: 240px" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_J6_oOFnYaJg/Sc_kYmbW6PI/AAAAAAAACDY/TU7mda8DdlU/s320/194792793_d7ef9851f0.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>
<p>5. &#8220;Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.&#8221; &#8211; <span style="font-weight:bold">Rich Vos</span></p>
<p>4. &#8220;Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler.&#8221; &#8211; <span style="font-weight:bold">Dave Mordal</span></p>
<p>3. &#8220;What happened? Satan was busy?&#8221; &#8211; <span style="font-weight:bold">Sam Kinison</span> on finding out his wife had hired lawyer Marvin Mitchelson to represent her in her divorce case against him.</p>
<p>2. &#8220;I can&#8217;t take his genius any more.&#8221; &#8211; <span style="font-weight:bold">Rita Hayworth</span> on why she divorced Orson Welles</p>
<p>1. &#8220;You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they&#8217;re worth it.&#8221; &#8211; <span style="font-weight:bold">Willie Nelson</span><br /></span></p>
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