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Get A Good Night’s Sleep By Sticking This Between Your Boobs

Josh Spector — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 19:51:00 +0000

You know what’s great about America? It’s that even though the economy is crumbling all around us and the the Middle East is on the verge of going nuclear, there’s still some Americans who find the time to invent products to help women’s boobs.

Specifically, we’re talking about the funny commercial posted below for a product called Kush Support, which promises to help give women “a natural rest for the breast.” As far as we can tell, it’s a little cylinder that big-breasted women are supposed to cram between their boobs when they sleep to support their breasts.

Like this video? Then you’re going to love this Vibra Vac commercial – it cleans your house AND gets you off!

This "Girls Crushing Cars" DVD Is A Perfect Gift For The Perv That Already Has Everything Else

Josh Spector — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:21:00 +0000

Oh, Internet, we can always count on you to come up with new and creative ways to help guys masturbate. The latest of these creations is apparently a series of DVDs featuring “hot” girls in bikinis crushing cars which you can buy from the creatively named website GirlsCrushingCars.com.

Below is a commercial for the DVD, which promises that the DVD is “great to play at parties.” Still not convinced? Well, the website suggest that you “turn on your home theater system to hear these cars moan, groan, and shatter as they are pulverized one after another.” If you’ll excuse us, we’re going to go do that now.

This Is What Goes On Behind The Scenes Of A Sexy American Apparel Photo Shoot

Josh Spector — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 18:45:00 +0000

We don’t mean to sound like Jerry Seinfeld, but have you ever noticed that American Apparel ads try to make the most mundane things sexy? Well, the guys at UCB Comedy have noticed and put together a hilarious commercial parody about it.

The video below shows just what we imagine goes on during the shooting of an American Apparel ad – lots of chaos and “making every day America sensual.”

Funny Commercial Shows Why Guys Don’t Buy Porn In Person Any More

Josh Spector — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:00:00 +0000

As fun as it may be to visit the occasional sex shop, we think we speak for all men when we say thank God the Internet has allowed us to no longer have to worry about the awkwardness of shopping for porn in person. That said, the marketing wizards behind Bud Light have put together a hilarious web-only commercial revolving around just that awkwardness.

In the video, posted below, a guy tries to buy a porn mag at his local convenience store and quickly finds himself seriously inconvenienced. It might be the best commercial we’ve seen since that Mastercard blow job commercial.

The Mastercard BJ Commercial Is Inducted Into The Sex Comedy Hall Of Fame

Josh Spector — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:31:00 +0000

We’ve come across a lot of funny commercials over the years, but we’re not sure we’ve ever seen a better one than this classic Mastercard “priceless” commercial. In the video which you can watch below, a young man does his best to convince his date to give him a good night blowjob, only to be surprised with a twist ending (which is totally different than a happy ending for what it’s worth).

The commercial is a worthy addition to our Sex Comedy Hall of Fame.

Do You Have A Dirty Mind? This Video Will Put You To The Test

Josh Spector — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:31:00 +0000

You know those funny TV commercials for the art schools that will give you a new career path if you can prove you have the ability to draw a parrot on your application? If you don’t, it’s probably because you were too busy having a job to sit around all day on the couch watching The Maury Show.

Anyway, this foreign video featuring an artist doodling on a notebook reminds us of those commercials. Except instead of drawing parrots, this guy is drawing penises (penii?) that become much cleaner images. At least that’s what we saw. Check it out below and test just how filthy your mind is for yourself.

Rubbing Down Bikini Girls Is A Tough Job, But Somebody’s Got To Do It

Josh Spector — Fri, 22 May 2009 17:52:00 +0000

We love when companies whose businesses have nothing to do with sexy women decide to make commercials that revolve around sexy women just for the hell of it. In this case, a foreign jobs website decided that the best way to sell their services was to show a guy complaining about how difficult his job is while rubbing down beautiful women in bikinis for 30 seconds.

The result is a very funny commercial which you can see below.

This Ice Cold Slushee Commercial Has Us All Hot And Bothered

Josh Spector — Tue, 19 May 2009 23:03:00 +0000

We love funny commercials, especially when those commercials are too sexy to air on American TV. In the case of the commercial posted below, a guy really dives head first into his slushee which winds up turning his date on when she considers the other applications of his voracious appetite.

This commercial may not be quite as funny as this one, but it’s still worth a few seconds of your time.

Apparently, Sex In The 21st Century Requires iMacs From 5 Years Ago

Josh Spector — Tue, 12 May 2009 18:31:00 +0000

We’re not sure what it is with foreigners, but they certainly seem to love making videos where typically inanimate objects have sex. Yesterday, we came across (no pun intended) a commercial featuring a particularly sexed up version of the dollar bill and now today we’ve found a video about computer love.

What’s really odd about the video below is that despite being titled Sex in the 21st Century, it revolves around a couple of iMacs from several years ago getting it on and popping out a baby (read: iPod). If this kind of thing turns you on, then you’re really going to love what goes on over at the Geek Pad.

Can The Dollar’s Sexual Prowess Save The Economy?

Josh Spector — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:00:00 +0000

We’re no experts when it comes to the state of the economy (we leave that to our friends over at Veto Corleone), but we do know that whatever’s happening with money these days isn’t making it any easier to get laid. But the elaborate animated video below suggests that the economy might be on its way to improving thanks to the dollar bill’s sexual prowess.

Confused? So are we, but we do know that the commercial below is pretty damn cool. It starts a little slow, but stick around at least until the 40 second mark when things really start to get sexy.