It’s tough to date, and it’s even tougher if you’re a dork. (Have you been in one of these 16 Ridiculous Nerd Fights? Then you’re a dork.) And thanks to the advent of video technology, your dorkiness can live on forever on YouTube. Why just embarrass yourself in front of individual women when you can do it in front of the entire world? You might need one of these 10 Strangest Dating Advice Books That Actually Exist. Let these horrible dating videos be a lesson to you. Learn to talk to girls in a bar. Learn to not be a loser. Learn to eat without a bib. And, now the 15 Most Ridiculous Dating Videos of all time.
15. Man can get drunk on demand.
It’s a good idea to wait until after shooting your video to start drinking. That bottle ain’t full of Pepsi, ladies.
14. Wild unemployed woman enjoys food.
Nothing turns a man on more than having to lend money to his girlfriend on the second date just so she can pay her phone bill. And, can somebody tell me where they show the free movies?
13. Ladies, do you like teeth?
It’s nice to know your health is important. Your sentence structure leaves something to be desired.
12. Ladies meet your prince…of dorkiness.
If you’re going to go for the rock star look, it’s probably a good idea to be in some kind of band, not an Internet star. That’s a whole different bar. Here’s a word you should get used to: FAIL.
11. Beardo is single.
It’s just my guess, but I think it was five o’clock when they shot this.
10. Island CD salesman is alone.
That beer story is so hilarious and—- Wait, no, what’s the word? Boring. Oh, yeah, that story is boring as sh*t. I think the good news is, you might end up alone on an island one day.
9. Young man is hurting.
Can you heal this poor boy’s heart? Oh, wait, that’s not what he meant and yes, there is another way to put this. Don’t worry, he usually doesn’t throw stuff at you until the third date. And no, he’s not desperate at all.
8. This totally honest man is not at all sleazy.
C’mon, at least he shaved off his pencil thin mustache.
7. King of the nerds needs a queen.
Ladies, meet the most handsome and desirable man around…according to his mom.
6. Cue the banjo music.
So, which trailer park did you live in? Hey, look, NASCAR fans have to date somebody.
5. Mountain man loves the ladies.
And you thought the previous guy was a redneck. This guy’s hillbilly credentials are waaaaay better. Who would leave this guy?
4. Future extreme, Goth cliff diver considers himself smart and kinky.
My guilty pleasure is watching this video. Just don’t take a drink before you hit play. Can you imagine poetry coming out this guy?
3. Make your life better with this intense salesman.
Blink, damn you, blink!
2. Denim boy needs love.
I don’t know if this one is real or not, but either way, it scares me.
1. Barbarian woman need man. You date her much.
I think the Hulk finally has found a girlfriend. “Not suck” is the quote that sticks out for me.
Did this video get you all warmed up? Check out the 9 Most Awkward Movies To Watch On A Date and 10 Signs Your Prom Date Isn’t Going to Have Sex With You.
Posted by Tony DiGerolamo, who is glad he never made a video for his dating profile.
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