Marriage can be so cookie cutter. That’s why occasionally people run down to Las Vegas and get married by an Elvis impersonator or a guy in an alien suit. It adds spice to a wedding and gives the bride and groom, as well as all attending, something to remember forever.
Not all themed wedding chapels are good. Some are such bad ideas that they can actually scar all involved. Which chapels are they? Here are the 10 Worst Themed Wedding Chapels.
10. Little Burned Down Meth Lab Of Love
Believe it or not, millions of dollars went into the building of this chapel. Though very few weddings take place here, they make most of their money via their insurance company.
9. Gary Busey’s Bedroom Of Vows And Horrors
If you do decide to get married here, please obey the signs asking you to not bring small children. Gary tends to eat them.
8. C.S.I. T.L.A. Chapel
Nothing says you’re in Vegas more than experiencing a little real life crime as though you were on your favorite cop drama. The C.S.I. T.L.A. Chapel will take you to an actual homicide and allow you to watch all the forensic evidence be collected as you exchange your vows and give up some DNA.
7. St. Jim Jonestown Parish And Temple
Just don’t expect anyone to rise when the bride comes down the isle. Relive all the fun and excitement of Jonestown while being married by an actual Jim Jones impersonator. We’d like to remind you NOT to drink the punch at the reception.
6. Little Divorce Court In The Woods
Also known as the “2 for 1″ special, the Little Divorce Court In The Woods is like a crystal ball giving you an incredible look into your future. As the groom leaves the room, he is immediately kicked in the balls.
5. Tranquility Sweat Shop Chapel
There is nothing so pure than being surrounded by children as you marry the one you live. They can also supply your wedding dress for a reasonable price and on site.
4. Holy Glory, Glory Hole Chapel
This is an altar of a completely different making, yet both have been kneel down upon several times. Also, heads up, here the rings don’t get placed your fingers.
3. Happy Chapel Of The Nickelback Concert
You sing your vows to the same four chords played over and over. When you’re done with them, you sign them again, and again and again. It never stops.
2. Auschwitz-Birkenau Chapel
Having a hard time remembering your vows? You’ll have plenty of time to concentrate on them here when you and your friends spend a few months at this chapel. *No catering allowed.
1. Little Church On The “Chevy Chase Talk Show”
Oh no, the show was never canceled. It was just moved to a church in Las Vegas. Here you will spend 90 minutes of Hell as the real Chevy Chase uses the same jokes over and over then pratfalls down the aisles. If he wasn’t doing this, he would be starring in “Fletch 3.” So, you make the call.
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This post was written by Bill Doty, who is knee deep in wedding cake.
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