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‘DUDES GONE NUTS’ IS SURPRISINGLY MORE EXPLOITATIVE THAN ‘GIRLS GONE WILD’
Well, ladies. This is for you. This is what happens when you finally get your response to all of those “Girls Gone Wild” videos. Is it everything you hoped for? Funny or Die has brought us the answer to the question. What question, you ask? Why aren’t there any “Guys Gone Wild” videos? This right here is why.
TIFFANY SHEPHERD: TEACHER TURNED PORN STAR
“Got it made, got it made, got it made, we’re hot for teacher.” Tiffany Shepherd was a biology teacher, until she got fired for some racy pictures that showed up on the Internet. Pictures are here. She got fired from her job, and now she’s done the inevitable. She’s making porn. She’s going by the name Leah Lust, and she’s already made five, yes FIVE feature films, including “My First Sex Teacher” where she gets to play the teacher we all wish we’d had. Tiffany’s still trying to score a new teaching gig, but there’s only one type of biology anyone’s interested in these days: Leah’s.
THE TOP 10 VIRGINITY AUCTIONS
StyleShark has put together a great list of the Top Virginity Auctions. What’s a virginity auction? It’s exactly what it sounds like. Classy young virgins put their hymen-busting privileges up for bid… on eBay! It’ll cost you. Some of these virgins fetched quite a handsome price for their untainted goods. Attention virgin girls: this could be the next economic boom. Read the list at StyleShark.
MICHELLE DUGGAR IS KNOCKED UP, FOR THE 19TH TIME
Can a uterus sue its owner for abuse? Michelle Duggar announced that she is pregnant with her 19th child. 19! That’s enough to field a football team and have eight reserves. One more, and she can have her own four team AAU basketball tournament. That’s two Octomoms and a set of triplets. At what point do the Feds just tie them down and give Jim Bob a long overdue vasectomy? Jim Bob, it’s ok to aim for the face every once in a while.
FINALLY! THE 99 CENT BJ STORE!
From Buzzfeed comes just the solution for those bachelors hit hard (so many puns) by the economy. Viva la 99 cent BJs!
GUY DRIVES INTO STORE TO STEAL SEX TOY
Sometimes, you’re really hard up, and the hand just isn’t getting it done. So, what do you do? The sex shop is closed. Don’t let that stop ya! You just drive through the doors, grab your goodies and get to getting. Do make sure that you’re smart enough to cover up your license plates, though. They won’t let you just give it back.
LEAVE THE CALIFORNIA FIREFIGHTERS ALONE
Can’t you guys cut it out for a minute, and let those guys do their job? There will be plenty of time to ejaculate in the road once the fires are out!
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