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‘X-FACTOR’ CONTESTANT’S PANTS PERFORM
Something tells us the producers of “X-Factor” only threw this guy out on stage for one reason: his raging priapism. If you stare right at it, it somehow gets bigger.
PETER PICKED A PECKER PEPPER?
Ok, we don’t remember how that tongue twister goes, but our version is accurate for this farmer who managed to alter peppers to look even more like schlongs. They can grow up to 18 inches, but you’ll be sorry if you use these as a cucumber substitute, ladies!
FACEBOOK PARENTS ARE A NEW KIND OF OBNOXIOUS
Hilarious site STFU Parents makes it known that new parents are not only inept but obnoxious, for sharing the weirdest, most sensitive details about their babies on Facebook. It’s only a matter of time until they’re like this mother on Yahoo! Answers.
THESE CONFUSING RESTROOM SIGNS MAKE IT EASIER TO SNEAK IN
Thanks to eatliver for the photo. Another thanks to the restaurant that thought it would be funny to make people read carefully before peeing. In America, that can only end badly.
MOTHER RUSSIA IS A DIRTY WHORE
Are there any more alternate means of payment? Sure, they will take your chicken coop, your guns and whatever drugs you have on you. Be on your way, then. (Photo thanks to theduty on tumblr.)
SHE’S THE REASON WE WATCH ‘MAD MEN’ EPISODES ALONE
Glorious site F*** Yeah Christina Hendricks posts amazing press photos and screen shots of “Mad Men’s” Joan Holloway, the woman built “like some magnificent ship.” It’s only been a day and we’re ready for another big fat Joaner.
Also see what was “Hot in Sex” yesterday!
Post written by Amanda Meadows, who is all out of change for the toll road– whatever will she do?
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