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Obama Wants To Get It On!

Saturday August 29, 2009 1:15 PM

When will Obama catch a break? People are calling him (insert any dictator), they vilify Obamacare and now he can’t even relax with some alone time with the hottest First Lady ever. The gravitas of the Ghosts of Presidents Past would give anyone performance anxiety.

We feel their pain. Our college dorm room was covered with “Animal House” and “Goonies” posters, and we totally thought we heard Sloth ask for Baby Ruths. Maybe that’s not quite the same, but we were distracted to say the least.



Feel a part of our nation’s growth. Speculate that the Obamas enjoy fisting, just like the rest of us.

Post written by Amanda Meadows, who’s crumbling under the pressure of the ‘Cathy’ cartoons on her walls.


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