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WE’VE DREAMED OF FELLATING CANDY TOO
Is it against the law to lick children-shaped candy? This man thinks that Sour Patch Kids are so delicious they deserve to be raped. Those kids and their sugary crotches had it coming.
THIS GRAPH REMINDS US HOW ADOLESCENCE SUCKED
Sure, we laugh now, but we still remember what this was like. Mostly due to the fact that we’re still suffering it. Click here for the full size on I Am Bored.
THIS NEEDS TO BE A T-SHIRT
This was found on My[Confined]Space. For your shady van needs, each rental also comes with candy, a rag of chloroform and a rubber mask.
DILBERT REALIZES HIS IPHONE APPS MAKE HIM UNDESIRABLE
We feel bad for Dilbert. He’s the man who never quite progresses with the speed of technology. Pirate apps are so two years ago!
WE’RE HOPING FOR A MAP OF HANDJOB PARLORS TO SURFACE
Buzzfeed found the greatest article about massage parlors in New York. Apparently the poster meant to address it as a “problem.” Readers took it as a forum to discuss their own BJ/HJ experiences!
WHERE DOES AWKWARD SEX FIT IN?
The Frisky has listed the 24 Types of Sex. We think they might be missing a few.
SCIENTISTS VS MOMS
Don’t go trolling the Denny’s at 6am looking for ladies because as Fox News reports, it’s the boys who skip breakfast who lose their virginity sooner. Now we’re just pissed at our moms for shoveling food down our gullets before sending us to school. It’s totally all their fault.
Also see what was ‘Hot in Sex’ yesterday!
Post written by Amanda Meadows, who thinks her last masseuse may have gotten the wrong idea.
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