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‘WiFi Prostitute’ Gets Us Off And Gives Us A Virus

Thursday August 27, 2009 9:20 AM

We love WiFi being compared to finding a prostitute in this new College Humor video. We feel his pain — most of all with the WiFi pimp. He demands a WEP password, which we hate! Though if we were the dude, we would guess at it for about 15 minutes before finally giving up.

But once computer boy finds an open connection, it’s all loose and fast… for about 30 seconds. Then it gets slow, very slow. It gets so slow, that the signal actually just vanishes. Finding free and open WiFi is like seeing a mirage of an oasis, just like prostitutes in real life. Never mind, we see them everywhere.  One is sleeping on our stoop.  We just borrowed 20 bucks from her.  Enough about our experiences, see this hilarious College Humor sketch:

If this made you hot for Internets, this special new keyboard will be relevant to your interests.

Post written by Amanda Meadows, who’s also very fast and loose. Her connection, that is. Whoops.

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