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Rich Husbands, Huge Trucks And Bacon Bras Are What’s Hot Today in Sex

Wednesday August 26, 2009 5:30 PM

This is Comedy.com’s guide to what’s funny right now in the realm of sex. If you dig it, please subscribe to our daily email or RSS feed, follow us on Twitter, and become a fan of our Facebook page to get our daily updates.

PROBABLY THE BEST HUSBAND EVER

Imagine being the guy who’s married to the woman on the phone. We’re hoping she’s a trophy wife, otherwise we can hear the word “divorce” from here.

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COMPLEX, MUCH?

Check out this photo from Make. The guy who pulls up in this monster must practically have a Ken doll smooth area for genitals.

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THIS PERSON HAS A HARD TIME WITH DATING SERVICES

Whoever this person was (probably a lady), we bet she would correct your grammar during dirty talk in bed.

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FIRST BUILD A TIME MACHINE, THEN BAG A FLAPPER

Use this dictionary as a guide to speaking the language of hoes from the Roarin’ 20s. This totally makes up for having to read “The Great Gatsby.”

WELCOME TO MILF ISLAND

Here are those 25 Hottest Women Over 50 that you requested. Hope no one sees you checking them out.

GOOD THINGS COME IN TWOS

Our friends at Manofest have compiled the  50 Most Bizarre Bras in the World. Our faves are the candy bra and the bacon bra. When it comes to women’s undergarments, it’s edible all the way.

In case you missed it, also check out what was ‘Hot in Sex’ yesterday.

Post written by Amanda Meadows, who regularly describes herself in fewer than 50 words.

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