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LEARN ABOUT REPRODUCTION FROM THIS
INTERPRETIVE DANCE OPERA
Let’s think about this realistically. When the sperm meets the egg, there should be a lot more profanity.
…YET, HEIDI MONTAG’S MISS UNIVERSE PERFORMANCE
IS MORE RIDICULOUS
A sperm and egg singing are more believable than this. Montag’s “dancing” like a self-conscious junior varsity cheerleader would be fine with us if it ended with her giving Donald Trump a BJ. Oh well, we will still watch this on loop for a couple hours.
“AMERICAN BEAUTY” 10 YEARS LATER?
We’re pretty sure we saw this woman at Costco the other day. We haven’t seen Mena Suvari in a while. That’s all we’re saying.
LET’S DO SOME “MATH”
This is the newest webcomic by Daniel Merlin Goodbrey. This is a “Brave New World” we can get behind. When aliens finally show up, we won’t be able to communicate with them, but we would at least make them jealous before they destroy us.
WHAT DID WE TELL YOU ABOUT USING MATH?
Hey, sometimes the most scientific graph isn’t the most accurate. This graph reminds us, without any pesky numbers, that two girls doing it is totally a boner’s path of least resistance.
GLASS HOTELS ARE NOT AS PRIVATE AS WE THOUGHT
Is this a middle aged couple having sex or just giving vigorous mammograms and prostate exams?
A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S WET DREAM
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis will do “it”… together… in a movie!
IT’S COMING RIGHT AT US [NSFW!]
Incredible 3-D choose-your-own-adventure porn will soon be available and amazing!
This post written by Amanda Meadows, who sooo isn’t doing long division ever again.
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