There’s no better way to immortalize your intellect by mentioning who you are “currently f*cking” in the bio of your book. Forget the tabloid photos. When David Cross says he’s schtupping 26-year-old Amber Tamblyn, you had better believe him. After all, he is a “true patriot and American icon.”
Apparently, the photo above is Tamblyn’s dad! Obviously he’d read David’s hilariously offensive bio before agreeing to having his photo above it, and we’re amazed. Dad must either have severe dementia (he was the star of “Tom Thumb”) or legitimately gets David’s humor. Judging by that photo, who can say?
Post written by Amanda Meadows, who is currently f*cking no one.
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