Oh Yahoo! Answers, you are a treasure trove of cringe humor. We really hope this is a prank question. If this creepy incest mom is real, she’s clearly very dumb. Obviously, if we were handicapped we would stick a Fleshlight between the cushions and limblessly hump away like it’s VJ Day.
Seriously: Masturbating alone builds character. Let this be an allegory for this kid’s entire life. If lets his mother “relieve” him every time, he’ll grow up to be a 30-year-old guy getting handjobs from this 74-year-old mother. Gross!
Repress this memory and replace it with the slightly less traumatizing dominatrix workout.
This post written by Amanda Meadows, who wouldn’t give you an HJ if you were her own son.
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