Ladies, things have changed a bit since you were last on the prowl. Everyone’s hooking up on the Internet now, and it’s time you got a crash course in how to Facebook. The best way to learn is by trial and error, and our new favorite cougar Tracy here is doing everything right.
You see that button on someone’s profile that says “Send so-and-so a message?” That’s for amateurs. If you want to really raise your stock, post your naughty messages to your Facebook wall. Jeff sure likes it, and so do we. We’re trying to figure out where you fit in on this list of the 10 Easiest People to Sleep With at Our High School Reunion, and you’re probably just a bit of all of them.
When you get bored with that Michael guy, call us. We’ll do cave paintings in your love cave!
For some more help using Facebook, learn how Facebook is like your nerdy, stalker roommate.
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