Sometimes, happy little surprises break up the drudge and monotony of the commute: you find a free copy of today’s newspaper, you get through with a fake subway token, and yes, sometimes, you get a hot performance artist in the nude!
The performance by actress Jocelyn Saldana, 19, lasted just 30 seconds, and some of the passengers probably thought they were hallucinating or dreaming.
Lucky bastards. We would be very lucky just to be traumatized by a flashing homeless dude. This brings us to the most important fact to leave with:
“People see a naked woman and they smile,” he said. “They see a penis and they freak out.”
Read the whole article at the “NY Post.” If this news got you ready for your commute, check out our Porn Star Carpool.
This post written by Amanda Meadows, who thanklessly flashes the LA Metro daily without notoriety.
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