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11 Greatest Sex Jokes In Webcomics

Thursday August 20, 2009 9:20 AM

For a bunch of internet nerds, these guys really get sex humor. So we’re giving these webcomic geeks a break from our constant taunting by presenting you with our 11 Favorite Sex Jokes In Webcomics. Don’t worry, we’ll still take their lunch money tomorrow.

11. XKCD
We love this nerdy comic’s statement on current internet porn.

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10. Big Fat Whale
Birth control is really about getting into ladies’ heads. Remember: the mind is the ultimate contraceptive.

Reading obscure comics is another way to avoid getting laid.

9. Cyanide and Happiness
Oh yeah we’re gonna respect her so hard…

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8. Wondermark
Sexual suggestiveness is about 90 percent of playing any musical instrument.

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7. Murray the Nut
Knowing is half the battle, adults!

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6. Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
This woman thinks she’s clever, but for that line we’re refusing her our three inches of pure ecstasy.

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5. Red Meat
Kink is the new order in marriage.

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4. Image Chan
Mr. T likes to watch, and he pities the fool who tries to stop him.

3. XKCD (again!)
Some numerical values are harder to pull off. Too bad we learned the hard way.

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2. Michael Kupperman for “New York Magazine”
We’re sending in our orders for 4-Playo right now!

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1. Perry Bible Fellowship
If only we were sex wizards too.

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Tell us what we forgot in the comments! While we’re giving out nerd amnesty today, also check out Maxim’s scientific proof that women win every argument.

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