Guys, beware of those Greek girls. They like to set things on fire. That’s what British dude Stuart Feltham discovered recently, when he decided to flash one in a bar in Crete. The woman, Marina Fanouraki, said she poured Sambuca on Stuart’s junk, but denies setting it on fire.
“Stuart ‘Ow, My Balls’ Feltham”
The dude’s father is outraged:
“He swears blind that he’s never met her or seen her. He’s not the kind of lad that gets himself in trouble — he’s a kind-hearted, generous boy. His head’s on straight. I truly think it was a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
Unless Marina was shooting flaming darts at Stu’s junk from across the bar, he’s obviously encountered her at least once, up close and intimate. She says he set himself on fire. And really, who hasn’t done just that, once or twice, for a piece of ass? Stuart’s obviously never been to a Greek restaurant, or he would have known that Greek women just love setting things on fire. Cheese, penis, they’ll burn whatever you’ve got.
Opa!
Be sure to check out these other stupid idiots who set themselves on fire, and this fat kid lighting himself on fire.
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