You’re getting ready for a night on the town to meet some fine younger ladies. Pick your best gold chain, your best polyester button-down that shows *just* the right amount of chest hair and slap on the Sex Panther. Then you top it off with the best accessory of all: the man ring.
It gets better, man who never left the ’70s. Now,you can secretly combine your favorite man-cessory with the most important item of all: Viagra! Look how it stows away- she’ll never know how smooth you really are. Viagra in a ring is the new Trojan in the wallet. That’ll really stick it to your bitchy ex-wife!
If this made you rethink jewelry, consider switching to an awesome all-condom wardrobe.
Image from Gizmodo.
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