So, yet another in the endless line of celebrity sex tapes has surfaced. This time stars”Grey’s Anatomy’s” Eric Dane, former Noxzema Girl (and Dane’s wife) Rebecca Gayheart, and fallen Miss Teen USA Kari Anne Peniche in some sort of awkward and stoned three way.
Gawker got hold of the 12 minute long tape, and they’re working around the clock to get the full thing online. Where will it rank in the battle of the celebrity sex tapes? Our money says somewhere below Pam and Tommy Lee and above Dustin Diamond. Throw it into the middle ground of “who cares” a la Kim Kardashian. It speaks volumes about how far celebrity sex tapes have come (all puns intended) if this bores us.
A threesome? That’s standard fare. Now, a threesome with Webster, that would impress us.
If you’re still intent on seeing it after that fabulous sell we just made, by all means, you can find it on Defamer.
It’s definitely not as good as the Mini-Me sex tape.
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