Quantcast
Skip to content


Are Tasers The New Sex Toy? We Hope Not!

There’s lots of things you’re supposed to do when you get a girl to pull up her shirt. Take out video camera. Check. Get her to lay on bed. Check. Get out an electric sex toy. Sure, it’s a little forward, but why not?

Oh, wait a minute? You’re going to TASER the girl? Something tells us you’re not going to get lucky for a decade or two. At least it’s hilarious, mostly hilarious that the girl didn’t grab the alarm clock and brain you with it.

If we’ve got you all charged up, check out this delightful montage of electrocution or what Stephen Colbert recently had to say about tasers.

Comments