Alright everyone, the news we’ve all been waiting for: Cougars will now annually convene in one place to talk about 4 main things: wearing too much makeup, mystic tanning, menopause treatments, and pwning younger men! And what better a place than Silicon Valley? NOTE: if you are a cougar reading this blog (this is a great place to stalk young dudes with WordPress accounts… ahem) you may want to check the Cougar’s Dos and Don’ts.
On a completely unrelated note, one or two writers here will be flying to Palo Alto, CA that same weekend for a totally different reason. We’re um, picking up a broken Macbook from Cupertino. Anyway, while biding our time for the convention, watch our favorite cougar sketch: “SNL’s” “Cougar Den,” with Alec Baldwin and Cameron Diaz.
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