We’ve shown you some pretty out-there theories on the Mayan Apocalypse of 2012 (nobody has proven it wrong yet). But here’s one I think we can all agree on: it’s orgy time. Let’s start squeezing in as much into our calendars and orifices as possible.
Reality TV is folding in on itself. Dudes are having babies. Dogs and cats are living together: mass hysteria! But it looks like the gentleman in the photo is already planning quite the Evite for you.
Alright, so the setup is a little sketchy. But time is short, and this guy has participated in no less than 3 orgies! Well, by the looks of him he may have just stared quietly in the corner, but he’s probably got a good furniture layout in mind. And we have to capitalize in on this right? Politicians sure will.
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