Hump Day has come and gone. You can feel a weekend of binging and banging around the corner, but tonight feels like one giant sphere of cerulean (that’s a blue balls joke, kids).
Fear not! We have a jingle that’s guaranteed to be your anthem to hum to come tomorrow afternoon.
That’s right, take your next sexual encounter into your own hands and get proactive! Well, er, try to put it in someone else’s hands, then use your own if you have to. It’s certainly better than flipping on the TV and watching another disgusting beast get what shouldn’t be coming to them.
As for the clip in question, the critically acclaimed indie comedy it mentions, Bart Got a Room, is finally out on DVD!
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