We’ve just gotten wind of Smak News’ list of 7 Beauty Pageants You Didn’t Know Existed. Wait a minute, that pic is of a dude? We’re way more than a little weirded out… and we like. We’re still trying to get over Megan Fox, and being a dude is good enough for her, right?
Scratch that. We can be down with trannies, but Klingons? Horrifying in any context. When Burger King transformed into a hideous alien with a deformed forehead we couldn’t eat for months. So we don’t think we’re ready to bring any lady with a wonky looking pastry thing glued to her face into our fantasies. Not yet anyway.
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