Ahem, so spending the greater part of the afternoon beating Boom Blox is not a worthwhile pursuit? Our evenings over frozen corn dogs and Hustler porn parodies are really fullfilling enough as it is.
Prey tell, what else could we be doing? Mentoring a Little Brother you say? Err, uhmm… we’ll think about it. We’re really busy right now. Try back around 2016? See this insulting commercial after the jump, and be ready to defend your “selfish” way of life.
Hey, here’s an antidote to guilt: a hilarious Cialis ad as written by Spammers!
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