Recently Hustler released news of a Saved By the Bell Hustler tribute, This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX: a follow-up of the hot and hilarious This Ain’t Star Trek XXX (NSFW!). Hustler touts these movies as parodies, which is clear since they’ve already done The Cosbys, Hell’s Kitchen (??), and The Munsters.
What won’t they do? Assuming the “This Ain’t…” series will continue ad infinitum, we’re calling Rule 34 on 8 more great shows that need to be celebrated in porno mimicry–the best flattery of all–after the jump.
8. Best Blaxploitation: A Different World
Someone’s got to melt that ice queen Jasmine Guy. We want to see a porno version of Kadeem Hardison boinking while wearing his clip-on shades. Imagine Hustler’s take on Sinbad, and isn’t Lisa Bonet already in porn?
7. Best Weird Fetish: Small Wonder
Dad just made a secret, fully-functioning sex robot, in a cute red dress. Everyone wants some robo-Lolita. We hear those Silicon valley types are freaks anyway.
6. Best Sexy Spies: The Avengers
The hilarious 60’s Brit spy show was rife with gadgets, hot 60’s women, and crazy gags– which will surely command quality treatment from Hustler’s production value range.
5. Best Sci Fi Romp: Quantum Leap
“Let’s go to 1804 and nail Sacegwea.” What better way to honor the late Scott Bakula than to remake Quantum Leap with a lot more full frontal?
4. Best Gay Action: Hogan’s Heroes
What could make a better gay porn flick than Hogan’s Heroes? Nothing! Countless Germans, pointless subterfuge, and the operatic shouting of “Hooogaaaaaaan!” for the perfect climax.
3. Best “Family Affair”: Charles in Charge
Forget Joanie Loves Chachi– it appears the family shows are the ones people like most (you sickos!), so there ya go, all the girls want to service Charles. Another show where its stars would currently do porn.
2. Best Gang Bang: Taxi
A brassy redhead, a crazy foreiger, Tony Danza and Judd Hirsch types, a midget as Danny DiVito, …It’s a paradigm that works time and again in porn.
1. Best Perp-Drilling: Law and Order
The original, and all it’s spin-offs! It’s essentially the same show– except for every clue there’s f*cking! A ripped-from-the-headlines show would be even better.
What else should be on this list? Pitch it in the comments below! You’ll also love this porn version of The Office, and for those who couldn’t enjoy our NSFW links, here’s some Safe For Work Porn.
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