When it comes to celebrity nudity, we know that everybody thinks they’re an expert. However, as a site that has previously chronicled everything from the 10 Worst Celebrity Breakups of All Time to the 12 Best Celebrity Crotch Grab Pics Of All Time, we feel uniquely qualified to put together this list of the 11 Hottest See-Through Red Carpet Dresses. At least that’s how we’re justifying it to ourselves.
10. Heather Graham
When we saw The Hangover, we laughed a lot, but we also were pleasantly surprised to see that Heather Graham still gets work and (more importantly) that she’s still willing to naked for her work. And now we also know she’s willing to show to bring her guns to the gun show — so to speak — on the red carpet for the movie’s U.K. premiere.
9. Anne Hathaway
Sometimes celebrities do not even know they’re showing us their goods until it’s too late. It’s a hard lesson to learn, but Hathaway went to The School of Rock screening and told people later that she regretted the discovery that sheer clothing + flash photography = boobs. But did she also regret showing us what she’s got for reals onscreen in the years since in Brokeback Mountain? Only because she showed them to a gay dude.
8. Gina Gershon
Gina has done lots of trashy movies. For an Oscars party in 2006, however, she got our breast performance award.
7. Gwyneth Paltrow
Gwyneth definitely had to know that when she left the house to attend the 2002 Academy Awards, that everyone could see her boobs just hanging out and around. Did she care? Does it look like she cared? She already was coldplaying us!
6. Hilary Swank
Hilary proved that Boys Don’t Cry, and breasts don’t lie. An old joke? Perhaps. But we think it’s also healthy to remind ourselves every once in a while that Swank is a lady with big healthy ladyparts.
5. Jessica Biel
Jessica always comes just close to giving the people what they want, which is a better look at her heavenly body. At the 2007 Oscars, we thought this was as close as we could get. (This year, she finally showed us all of her, if only for a few fleeting moments, on a straight-to-DVD flick). Memories!
4. Kate Bosworth
Kate showed us, when we all were debating if she had stopped eating, that she actually did have some meat on them thar bones, stunning us with this sheer red number at the 2006 Oscars after-party. We didn’t quite buy her as Lois Lane. But we’d take a drive around her block any day.
3. Paz Vega
This is Paz at the 2008 Oscars. Who’s Paz Vega? Just Google her and you’ll thank us later for including her on the list.
2. Padma Lakshmi
Padma gave us a great opportunity to stop and stare at her Top Chef body earlier this spring at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Yum-my. We have packed our knives. That is a euphemism.
1. Rose McGowan
Rose took the cake and ate it too, with this daring number that, well…we don’t even know what to say about this excuse for an outfit that has not already been said since she showed up wearing basically nothing at the 1998 MTV Video Awards.
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