Our neverending quest to help you get laid continues with a look at how you can take advantage of one of the best places to find some loving – your high school reunion. In preparation for your upcoming reunion, here’s a list of The 10 Easiest People To Have Sex With At Your High School Reunion which should help you plan your evening.
10. The Unhappy Mom
You know the girl that graduated at the top of your class, went on to college and law school, then got married to a traveling executive who stayed home just long enough to knock her up – twice. Now, she’s a miserable stay-at-home Mom juggling two kids and a bunch of regrets. If there was ever anybody looking for a little excitement in her life (read: another man’s junk to play with for a few minutes), it’s going to be the Unhappy Mom.
9. The Girl You Lost Your Virginity To
Unless you lost your virginity in Junior High (and we know you didn’t), the chances are that the girl you first had sex with will be at your reunion and she’ll be willing to take a little trip down memory lane. And even if she’s not, you should be able to talk her into it by pointing out that “We’ve already done it before, so it’s really not like it’s any kinda big deal to do it again.” 
8. The Ex-Girlfriend
Remember the girl you dated in high school that wouldn’t give it up no matter how often you dry humped the hell out of her? Well, no matter how prude that girl was the chances are she’s all grown up and wondering what it would have been like had you two actually “done it” years ago. The only gentlemanly thing to do is to show her.
7. The Current Wife
If you take your current wife to your high school reunion, you will absolutely get laid because she’ll want to remind you why didn’t marry the girl you lost your virginity to or your ex-girlfriend.
6. The Hot Teacher
Everybody remembers the hottest teacher in school and how badly they wished they could sleep with her. For a lucky few, that teacher may surface at a class reunion and now that you’re both adults you may actually have a shot at her. The only problem? She’s a lot older and probably not nearly as hot any more. That said, it’s still worth going there just for the story.
5. The Gay Guy
It’s amazing how often the biggest ladies man in your high school turns out to be the biggest man’s man a decade later. What’s even more amazing is when you see him at a reunion and he hits on you. You probably won’t want to go there, but if you want to it would be easy to do.
4. The Reunion Organizer
It takes a certain kind of person to spend hours and hours planning a high school reunion for no other reason than “somebody’s got to do it.” Actually, the kind of person it takes is one who has a lot of free time due to a non-existent sex life. She can be had – easily.
3. The Girl That Found You On Facebook
If you’ve got a reunion coming up in a few weeks and suddenly some random high school classmate reaches out to you on Facebook “just to say hi,” that means it’s on. Nothing says “Meet me in the bathroom for some reunion boning,” quite like the pre-reunion Facebook reach out.
2. The Recent Divorcee
You know how they give you a name tag when you walk in to the reunion? Well, women that got divorced less than six months before their reunion should just wear name tags that say “Available For Anal.”
1. The Slut
If a girl was sleeping with half the school when she was 18, do you really think she’s going to be more selective when she’s in her 30s? The class slut can be had – herpes and all.
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