Those who can’t do…teach. This cliché is proved true yet again now that a Polish Catholic priest has published what he describes as a “Catholic Kama Sutra,” a theological and practical guide for married couples to spice up their sex lives.
As far as why a celibate monk is qualified to give sex advice? He says his experience comes from counseling married couples, which probably isn’t the best way to learn about good sex. The sexy priest also had this to say:
“Some people, when they hear about the holiness of married sex, immediately imagine that such sex has to be deprived of joy, frivolous play, fantasy and attractive positions,” he writes.“[They think] it has to be sad like a traditional church hymn.
“Every act – a type of caress, a sexual position – with the goal of arousal is permitted and pleases God. During sexual intercourse, married couples can show their love in every way, can offer one another the most sought-after caresses.”
As Paris Hilton would say, “That’s hot.”
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