This is without a doubt our favorite bit of news this week that seems unreal but is actually real. Porn legend Ron Jeremy has apparently made a funny horror film titled “One Eyed Monster,” in which he gets killed but his “one eyed monster” lives on to terrorize a stranded group of adult filmmakers and crew in the woods.
The film’s trailer, posted below, includes such instantly classic dialogue as “Correct me if I’m wrong, but he’s missing his dick,” and the memorable tagline, “If you see it coming, you’re already dead.” We’re starting the Oscar campaign for this film right now.
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