There’s no guide when it comes to sex. Ok, so maybe there is, but you’re not allowed to read it in school. As a result, people are left to their own devices to figure out what to do and what not to do. Sometimes, they get confused and wind up in our list of the 6 Strangest Sexual Performances Of The Week.
6. A Couple Did It On The Queen’s Front Lawn
A couple got arrested this week for having sex on the Queen of England’s front lawn. Honorable mention goes to the Japanese tourists who predictably started filming the couple in action.
5. We’re Supposed To Believe That Miley Cyrus Is A Virgin
Miley declared this week that she plans to remain a virgin until she gets married. When reached for comment, her ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers said, “What do I care? I’m gay.” That may not be a direct quote exactly.
4. A Guy Pimped Out His Wife To Cover A $100 Bet And Forgot To Tell Her
A guy in Oakland borrowed $100 from his buddy and promised to pay him back later that night. But then, he decided instead of paying him back that he would just let the guy have sex with his wife. The only problem? His wife was asleep and first learned about the deal when the other guy jumped on her and raped her. Oh, Oakland…
3. A Woman Gave Her Husband A Year’s Worth Of Sex As A Birthday Gift
Charla Muller, a PR exec in North Carolina, decided to give her husband 365 days of sex for his 40th birthday and now has written a book about it. Our favorite part comes the story of when her husband tapped out mid-session one day and said, ““We’ve been doing it for 88 days straight. I don’t think I have it in me.”
2. Comedian Robert Schimmel Pulled A Chris Brown
According to TMZ (which means there’s a 43% chance it’s true), comedian Robert Schimmel was recently arrested for beating up his wife. Say it ain’t so…
1. A Woman Waited Until She Got Married To Have Her First Kiss
We think it’s ridiculous enough to wait until marriage to have sex, but now some people are waiting until marriage before even kissing somebody? And what’s even more shocking in this case is that the woman appears to be…hot.
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