We love 1980’s movies and when it comes to 80’s movies, nobody ever did it better than John Hughes. But some recent reminiscing about his great movies (not to be confused with our musical reminiscing) made us start to wonder which of his iconic female characters would have been the best in bed? After much debate, we’ve compiled this list of the 7 John Hughes Movie Characters That Would Be Best In Bed.
7. Claire Standish (Molly Ringwald in The Breakfast Club)
Has there ever been a high school guy that didn’t want to nail the prom queen? Claire was a virgin (Spoiler Alert!), so she probably wouldn’t be the best in bed, but she was still a prom queen and that has to count for something. In our book, it counts for 7th place.
6. Sloane Peterson (Mia Sara in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)
There is absolutely zero chance that a guy like Ferris Bueller would ever date a girl that wasn’t good in bed. Unless he was gay…but we can’t bring ourselves to consider that possibility.
5. Allison Reynolds (Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club)
Allison might have been certifiably crazy and she certainly hated the world, but coincidentally those happen to be two qualities that are shared by women who are wild in bed. She’d be great in the sack…and then probably kill you Basic Instinct style.
4. Trombley (Gina Gershon in Pretty In Pink)
We admit to barely remembering that Gina Gershon was in Pretty in Pink and we only vaguely remember her character. However, we do know that she is Gina Gershon and we’ve seen Bound, so for that reason alone she makes this list.
3. Ellen Griswold (Beverly D’Angelo in National Lampoon’s Vacation)
Did somebody say MILF? We thought about making Ellen #1 on this list but couldn’t bring ourselves to do it. She is, however, a very strong #3.
2. Girl In Ferrari (Christie Brinkley in National Lampoon’s Vacation)
What guy wouldn’t want to sleep with somebody whose name is “Girl In Ferrari?” Then to realize on top of it that the girl is actually Christie Brinkley? Wow. It would take somebody super human to beat her on this list. Which takes us to our top choice…
1. Lisa (Kelly Lebrock in Weird Science)
Nobody can compete with a woman scientifically engineered to give pleasure. We know that Weird Science was a PG-13 movie, but we guarantee you that Lisa would rock your world in your X-rated real life.
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