There’s a whole world of strange sex activity happening out there. We thought we’d take a moment to share some of it with you.
For The First Time Ever, Women Declare That Sex IS The Answer!
It’s a bad day to be a Kenyan man as 11 women’s rights groups in the country have decided to boycott sex in an attempt to convince their men to pressure the government to make peace.
“We have looked at all issues which can bring people to talk and we have seen that sex is the answer,” said Rukia Subow, chairman of the Women’s Development Organization. “It does not know tribe, it does not have a (political) party and it happens in the lowest households.”
A Kenyan government spokesman said that he was unaware of the strike and that he’s having no trouble finding a woman to ride his giraffe. Ok, so maybe that wasn’t his exact quote but you get the point.
You’d Think A Police Chief Would Have A Better Excuse Than This
A 60-year-old police chief outside Cleveland was arrested for indecent exposure after he got caught masturbating and about to give oral sex to some other 60-year-old dude at 8:30 am on a Tuesday.
But the most embarrassing part of the story is the chief’s excuses when he got caught which included that he was stressed since his wife has cancer and that he and his buddy were just “talking about the weather.” So that’s what the old folks call it…
Speaking Of Gay Sex, Have You Been To Amsterdam Lately?
A park in Amsterdam has now put up signs pointing out spots where gay men are known to have sex so that “visitors are not taken by surprise.” We haven’t seen the signs, but we’re guessing they say “West Hollywood.”
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