At the rate that the economy is going in the tank these days, it was probably only a matter of time until it started to affect every aspect of American life. And by “every aspect,” we mean the amount of sexual favors one must provide in order to pay for a pack of cigarettes in prison.
Sure enough, The Onion is all over this story because nobody breaks hilarious fictional news stories quite like The Onion. After all, remember when they broke that story about dinosaurs being sexual predators? Where was Anderson Cooper on that one?
Check out the funny video below to learn why the price of a pack of prison cigarettes has skyrocketed to “two hand jobs and a stick of beef jerky.” We smell a Slim Jim promotion coming soon to a prison near you…
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