When it comes to dating, getting past your first date with a woman is only part of the challenge. Second dates can often be fraught with more potential doom than first dates, so it’s important to watch what you say and do. To help, we’ve compiled this list of 10 Things You Should Never Do On A Second Date.
10. Ask her why she looked so much better on your first date.
9. Go to dinner at the restaurant your current girlfriend works at.
8. Two words: Propose marriage.
7. Apologize for forgetting to mention before you had sex on the first date that you have a small case of genital herpes.
6. Tweet this during the date: “Out with chunky girl again. Should have stayed home and jerked it instead.”
5. Introduce her to your two Dads.
4. Three words: Propose a threesome.
3. Tell her that this is the longest relationship you’ve ever had in your life.
2. Make her watch this video.
1. When she asks you for a suggestion of what you guys should do on your third date tell her, “I’m going to stuff it in you.”
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