As we’ve mentioned before, everything about blowup dolls is ridiculous. But what’s even more ridiculous is when people try to sell unauthorized celebrity blowup dolls which (predictably) don’t really look anything like the actual celebrities themselves. To see what we mean, check out this list of the 8 Funniest Unauthorized Celebrity Blowup Dolls.
8. Jessica Simpson
Jessica may have looked insanely hot as Daisy Duke in the Dukes of Hazzard movie, but she didn’t look hot enough to convince us to buy this Crazy Daisy Love Doll and take advantage of its “3 cylinders of love.”
7. Sarah Palin
Instead of going for the obvious MILF or VPILF pun name for this Sarah Palin-inspired doll, its creators went with the even more obvious “This Is Not Sarah Palin” title.
6. Lindsay Lohan
We’re guessing that this Lindsay doll was made back around the time Lindsay was starring in Herbie Reloaded which makes the fact that the Lohan lookalike appears to be 40-years-old even more amusing
5. Jennifer Lopez
Besides the wonderful J-Ho name of this doll, what really caught our eye was that it is part of the “Famous Fanny” line. Is there any doubt that Kim Kardashian also has an entry in that product line?
4. Eva Longoria
We know that somewhere, Teri Hatcher and the rest of the Desperate Housewives are fuming that they don’t have their own blowup doll.
3. Victoria Beckham
Ok, this blowup doll was actually authorized by Victoria Beckham as part of a prank she pulled on the paparazzi that follow her. We can’t believe we’re saying this about Posh Spice, but that’s actually pretty cool.
2. Tori Spelling
There’s just something about a girl made out of plastic having a plastic version of herself made that makes us smile.
1. Superman
Whatever you do, don’t stick your kryptonite into his blow hole.
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