Relationships are hard, we know that. We also know that no matter how gorgeous a guy’s girlfriend is, there will be times that he’s tempted to cheat. As proof of this theory, we present the 9 Hottest Women Who Have Been Cheated On. And just for good measure, we’re also including a reason why these women were likely cheated on – these reasons are based on absolutely zero scientific research, but lots of “intuition.”
9. Uma Thurman
After Uma divorced Ethan Hawke in 2004, she admitted to Oprah Winfrey that “there was a betrayal of some kind” during her marriage. We’re guessing that betrayal was caused by the fact that Ethan Hawke’s penis remembered that he was a movie star and that it was time to start casting a “younger Uma Thurman type” for the role of his lover.
8. Christie Brinkley
During her divorce from architect Peter Cook, court papers revealed that Cook had been cheating on Brinkley with an 18-year-old, spending thousands of dollars a month on pornography, and posting videos of himself masturbating on the Internet. We’re guessing he was driven to do all of this when he came to the realization that he was married to Billy Joel’s sloppy seconds.
7. Denise Richards
Richards was cheated on by Charlie Sheen, who most likely cheated on her because, well, because he’s Charlie Sheen.
6. Reese Witherspoon
The fact that Ryan Phillipe cheated on Reese is pretty surprising. But the fact that the person he cheated with wasn’t a man is downright shocking.
5. Carmen Electra
Let’s be honest, when your dating resume includes B-Real from Cypress Hill, Dennis Rodman, and Dave Navarro, it isn’t a question of who has cheated on you but rather who hasn’t?
4. Tea Leoni
Tea Leoni’s husband David Duchovny decided to write, produce, and star in Californication – a TV show about a sexed up guy in LA. Then he came out and admitted he was a sex addict. We’re guessing he cheated on Tea for “research” – or at least that’s how he probably explained it to her when she caught him knee deep in a Californication extra.
3. Heather Locklear
When Locklear was with Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora, they lived next door to Denise Richards (who was busy being cheated on by Charlie Sheen as you learned above). Then Locklear got divorced from Sambora, and about three minutes later Sambora was dating Richards. You do the math.
2. Elizabeth Hurley
Hurley was a supermodel who was so hot that she had an acting career despite a complete lack of acting ability. But even as hot as she was, that didn’t stop Hugh Grant from cheating on her with a prostitute that looked like a tranny. We’re pretty sure this happened because Hurley must be the most annoying woman on the planet.
1. Halle Berry
Not only is Halle the hottest woman on this list, but she’s also been cheated on by multiple famous men. Baseball player David Justice and singer Eric Benet (ok, so one semi-famous man) both cheated on Halle. We assume this happened because…actually, we have no idea how this happened. But if Halle happens to read this, please know that if you give us a shot we will never cheat on you. We promise.
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