If there’s one thing we love almost as much as boobs, it has to be chicken wings. Or beer. Either way, nobody combines those things more blatantly than Hooters. However, we know that on occasion all men get in the mood to try some different wings (and breasts), so that’s why we’ve compiled a list of other “breastaurants” you may want to check out in your travels. Here’s our list of 8 Breastaurants To Go To Instead Of Hooters.
8. Bone Daddy’s
A fast-growing chain whose slogan is “We Know What You Want,” Bone Daddy’s is quickly becoming a major competitor to Hooters. However, we have a feeling their slogan really should be “We Know What You Want…But You Can’t Have It Because That’s Technically Not Legal In This State.”
7. Twin Peaks
We have no idea what that dish this Twin Peaks waitress is serving is called, but we’ll happily take it…and “accidentally” spill it on her. On a side note, we’re guessing David Lynch is not a part-owner of this chain.
6. Hawaiian Tropic Zone
We have no idea what a suntan lotion company is doing in the restaurant business, but…wait a minute, just look at this girl. Never mind, we no longer care why they’re in the restaurant business. We’re sold.
5. Bazookas
Yikes. This is reason #3,729 why we don’t live in New Jersey. Because somehow this police lineup can pass for a wait staff at a Jersey breastaurant. That said, it’s on the list because we’re guessing it has to be hilarious to see these girls in person at least once.
4. The Tilted Kilt
This is just what the doctor ordered to cleanse our palate from that Bazookas trainwreck. Back out on the West Coast, a restaurant filled with chicks wearing short kilts and (in our imagination) some of them probably forget to wear panties.
3. Wing House
Do these outfits look suspiciously like Hooters? Yeah, Hooters thought so too. That’s why they sued the Wing House. But they lost because we live in a great country that protects every man’s right to ogle women while licking buffalo sauce off his fingers.
2. Roosters
Believe it or not, this breastaurant is actually located in Poland. We had no idea the Polish had such good looking chick(en)s.
1. Show-Me’s
Not only do we like the message behind this joint’s name, but according to its website, several of its waitresses have actually posed in the pages of Playboy. If this place is good enough for Hef, it’s good enough for us.
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