The 2009 Oscars are over and now people can’t get enough of the red carpet fashion photos. But we like to do things a little differently (as you may have noticed before). Instead of talking about the best and worst Oscar dresses of the year, we’ve compiled a collection of dresses from the AVN Awards (read: porn star awards) that we wish some Oscar celebrities would have worn on the red carpet. So, here’s the 10 Porn Star Red Carpet Dresses We Wish A Celebrity Had Worn To The Oscars…
10. Jennifer Aniston’s Oscars Dress Should Have Been This.
We’re guessing that Jennifer might have had a shot of getting Brad Pitt back had she shown up in this outfit to the Oscars. If not, somebody else would have probably given her a baby that night.
9. Sarah Jessica Parker’s Oscars Dress and Matthew Broderick’s Tuxedo Should Have Been This.
We’re pretty sure that this is how she treats Ferris Bueller anyway, so why not go public with it and have a little fun.
8. Jack Nicholson And His Date Should Have Dressed Like This.
We know that Jack was a no-show on Oscar night, but had he come he’s probably the only guy in Hollywood that could have pulled off the yellow jacket and topless girlfriend half his age combo on the red carpet.
7. Miley Cyrus’ Oscars Dress Should Have Looked Like This.
Come on, you know that Miley’s going to be dressing like this in a year anyway so why not unveil her inevitable look at the Oscars?
6. Sophia Loren’s Oscars Dress Should Have Looked Like This.
We’re guessing that Sophia Loren already has this dress in her closet from her teenage years and it probably still fits, so why not rock it at the Oscars?
5. Meryl Streep’s Oscars Dress Should Have Looked Like This.
We know that Meryl probably wouldn’t have worn it quite as well as this lovely lady, but it would have been great to hear the “fashion police” be forced to pretend that it was a “classically elegant gown” just because Meryl was wearing it.
4. Keira Knightley’s Oscars Dress Should Have Looked Like This.
The only potential problem with Keira Knightley wearing this dress is that her chest might easily be confused with Zac Efron’s.
3. Kate Winslet’s Oscars Dress Should Have Looked Like This.
Wouldn’t it be great if Kate had so given up on ever actually winning an Oscar that she opted to wear this dress on the one year that she finally won? The walk to the stage would have a whole other level of entertainment value.
2. Whoopi Goldberg’s Oscars Dress Should Have Looked Like This.
Is this a pantsuit? We’re not sure, but we are sure that whatever it is would have been an improvement from the dead leopard that Whoopi actually wore to the Oscars.
1. Beyonce Knowles Oscars Dress Should Have Looked Like This.
She doesn’t think we’re ready for that jelly, but we totally are. We totally are.
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