Chris Rock can sing about how there’s no sex in the champagne room all he wants, but we know (we mean, we’ve heard) that a lot of times there is plenty of sex in the champagne room. Of course, there are also often arrests in the champagne room, so we decided it might be a good idea to compile a list of the 10 Hottest Stripper Mug Shots. We found these by scouring the world (read: Internet), and we assure you that all of these women were arrested in “gentleman’s” clubs from Florida (shocker) to Texas for crimes ranging from prostitution (double shocker) to lewdness.
10. This stripper looks so adorable in her little turtle T-shirt that we almost forgot that she probably plays with turtle heads for a living.
9. We’re sure this woman isn’t excited to be posing for a mug shot, but at least she was wearing her Golden Globes dress on the night she got busted.
8. Is this Mila Kunis? We know That 70’s Show has been off the air for a couple years, but we had no idea she had turned to working the pole to pay the bills.
7. We can’t be 100% sure thanks to some unfortunate photo cropping (come on, police photographer – help a brother out!), but we’re guessing this woman’s got some amazing cleavage.
6. This stripper may not be the most beautiful, but nothing says “I’m going to eff you until you die” quite like the mixture of crazy eyes and a cocaine possession arrest.
5. A belly ring AND a middle finger salute in her mug shot photo? Yeah, this girl’s a keeper.
4. This girl looks really confused after being charged with “lewdness.” And to be honest, so are we. But we’re guessing whatever she has on (or not on) underneath that rain coat would explain a lot.
3. Pretty sure we saw this girl on TRL back in the day. Shockingly, she didn’t turn out to be “the next Christina Aguilera.”
2. We know this is a mug shot, but we’re pretty sure if this woman used this photo as her head shot she could land a starring role opposite Brendan Fraser in whatever his next crappy movie is going to be.
1. We don’t honestly believe that this stripper is hotter than our #2 selection, but anybody that looks this happy to be posing for a mug shot has to get some extra hotness credit.
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