When it comes to strip clubs, every venue has its own unique set of strengths and weaknesses – ranging from how hot the girls are, to how overpriced the drinks are, to how “friendly” the touching policy is. That said, we’re always curious (almost as curious as we are about Playboy Playmates) to see how various gentlemen’s clubs try to promote their “product,” which is why we’ve recently become obsessed with watching local strip club commercials on Youtube. Here’s the 15 funniest we’ve found so far…
15. Fancy Ray invites us to get a little “somethin’ somethin’” at a Minneapolis strip club.
14. Apparently, the ladies at the Blush strip club are so hot they will actually make your eyes pop out of your skull.
13. It’s nice to see that there are still strippers out there who support the troops no matter how bad their acting skills are.
12. The moral of this commercial is that you better not lose your creepy glasses when you go to Diamond Jim’s or else you’ll miss out on all the fun.
11. This commercial is for all you ladies out there that may be considering a career change.
10. This commercial is a dramatic re-enactment of what every day in the Whip It Out Comedy offices is like. Minus the stripper who somehow manages to get away with showing boob on Youtube.
9. Ladies and gentlemen…we present what is likely the world’s worst strip club.
8. If you name your strip club Whispers, you damn well better take advantage of the opportunity to come up with a good pun in your commercial.
7. Showgirl Island is just like Fantasy Island, only with thousands of beautiful girls and three ugly ones.
6. If only every tough day at the office ended like this, life would be so much better.
5. Even the strip club world wasn’t immune to the great Mac-PC ad parody wave of two years ago.
4. This is a commercial for some strip club’s “Obama Tuesdays” promotion. We don’t even know what to say about that.
3. We’ve been wondering when a strip club was going to get around to working an alien storyline into their commercials.
2. This commercial has it all. And by all, we mean plastic surgery references, a creepy guy, and ginormous boobs.
1. This commercial would be so much funnier if it wasn’t so true for so many guys we know.
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