A few weeks ago, 9-year-old David Rasmussen got himself a ton of attention for publishing a book about how to talk to girls. Then, Saturday Night Live’s Andy Samberg channeled his inner 9-year-old to reveal what kind of tips are in the book including the fact that “girls love cocaine” and “a girl who used to be fat will do a lot more things than a girl who never was.” Words to live by.















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