“If you starred in Jefferson in Paris, or Another 48 Hours, then you shouldn’t be behind the wheel.”
Automobile technology never ceases to amaze us. The latest advances in car safety apparently include a new device that prevents any car from being driven by Nick Nolte. We feel safer already. Thanks, Onion.
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