Comedian Rob Cantrell is one funny dude. We’re pretty sure he hails from another planet, but he’s funny nonetheless. You might remember him from the first season of Last Comic Standing. Or the THC Comedy Tour. Or the recent feature on him in Skunk magazine. Or the New York subway system. The point is, we fired our idiotic questions at Rob recently and he fired back at us with his answers about a month later. Here’s the fascinating look into Planet Cantrell…
1. You were on the first season of Last Comic Standing. Who do you miss more — Rich Vos, Dat Phan, or Jay Mohr?
Dat Mohr Phan Rich..
2. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever seen on a NY subway?
A Bull Frog and Louie Katz.
3. What’s in the secret sauce?
Ketch Up and Old Spice
4. If we were reality show producers for Animal Planet, what show would you pitch us?
“Ketch Up and Old Spice.”
Old Spice is a Pirate Pimp in Boston who lives under this bridge and he has a red poodle named Ketch Up, they hang out, smoke PCP and bang bitchz.
This is all true, give me a camera and 8 million dollars, Pirates, Pimps, Poodles, and PCP.
That is an Animal Planet..
5. Regular or unleaded?
Zinc lozenge
6. It took you like a month to answer these questions. What the f?
First, Don’t use that language around the children.
Second, I was smokin that Sour Diesel weed with my 4 year old Steve,, Rollin Phat Blunts Son, and playin vids, laughin and makin milk shakes, we didn’t do shit
all February but smoke sour diesel and eat cake…
7. It smells like teen spirit.
Hell Yeah
8. Would you rather bring sexy back or shake your groove thang?
I Fuck Sexy & Dance like A Fresh Robot.
9. Can you explain why anybody went to go see the movie Wild Hogs?
Fat Travolta On A Motor Bike High Fivin Martiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn
I’m going to wait for the Bootleg and watch it at Big Momma’s house.
1/2. Knock knock…
Jesus…your gay.
or
Jesus..your gay?
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