Every once in a while we like to honor our
ever-growing fan base by naming one lucky reader our Whip It Out Comedy Fan of the Moment.
It’s quite a prestigious award, dedicated to the people that read us regularly, comment on the stuff we post, and help spread the word about our existence to the masses. If you’d like to be considered as a future Fan of the Moment, shoot us an email at whipitoutcomedy@yahoo.com or send us a message to our Myspace page.
Our first Fan of the Moment lived up to her responsibilities with the crown (there are none), and so we decided to let her help us pick our next Fan of the Moment. We gave her some nominees and she chose Stephanie, a 24-year-old from Illinois.
In order to accept her honor, Stephanie then had to take on our 9 and 1/2 Dumb Questions. Here’s how that turned out…
1. Congrats on being named our new Fan of the Moment! Who would you like to thank (besides us) for helping you achieve such an incredible honor?
Well, I’d like to thank myself for having a sense of humor.
2. What are your favorite videos on Whip It Out Comedy?
I liked the Valentines Day Sucks song.
3. You went to our Vivid Comedy Party show at Riddles Comedy Club in Chicago – how would you describe the experience of seeing that show?
I loved it!! It was great, I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself. Adam Hunter, Sam Tripoli, & Greg Wilson rock. And Monique Alexander is f’ing hot.
4. According to your myspace page, you work as a customer service rep for an insurance company – who’s the weirdest customer you’ve had to deal with?
Well, I talked to this guy that admitted to being completely f’d up on vicodin & muscle relaxers, he wouldn’t stop talking for about 45 minutes. He told me he loved every Stephanie he’s ever met, he loves all the Stephanie actresses – “Stephanie Powers and the other one” (who the hell know?). He asked random questions out of nowhere like “Hey, do you remember when the answering machine first came out?” Uh, no, I was born in 1981 and what does that have to do with your health insurance?
5. Let’s play Fuck, Marry, Kill with the three comedians you saw at our Vivid show – Sam Tripoli, Greg Wilson and Adam Hunter. Who would you choose for which honor?
Oh, man, that’s a hard one cause they were all great…um, I’d probably fuck Sam Tripoli, marry Greg Wilson…and kill Adam Hunter. But I don’t want to!! He’s hot and funny.
6. There’s a flyer on your myspace page that says National Sarcasm Society – can you prove to us that you’re a member?
Well, you know, I’ve been asked some very thought provoking questions in my day, this isn’t one of them.
7. This question comes from our previous Fan of the Moment. In a passing the torch kinda thing, we allowed her to write one question for you – here’s what she wanted to know…
“maybe something about why she made her page so busy.. i never really understand that – slower loading times, really distracting – it is a mess. is it necessary to have pictures of $100 bills? i understand pictures of friends or a few videos, but the purpose lots of random models and sparkly quotes perplexes me. yea, you like family guy, but do you Really need to show me a picture of their logo?”
Yes, it’s completely necessary for me to have pictures of $100 bills on my page because I wouldn’t want anyone to think I don’t like money. And yes, I need the Family Guy picture for people that don’t know how to read. And I like looking at hot chicks, that for my own amusement.
8. The quote on your myspace page is “Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.” But what happens if we fool you three times?
You know, I don’t know. I was hoping some witty response would come to mind, but nope, nothing.
9. So…has anyone ever pulled the “whip it out” move on you? If not, are there any circumstances in which it would work with you?
Yes. It always works. Every single time.
9 and 1/2. Have you seen…?
Uh…yeah.
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