Seeing The Greg Wilson perform is a truly unique experience and one that we at Whip It Out Comedy have been lucky enough to have many times over the past couple years. We highly recommend that our Chicago readers check out Greg when he hits Riddles Comedy Club on March 1-3 as part of the Vivid Comedy Party. To tide you over until March, here’s TGW’s take on some really stupid questions.
1. What made you decide to go with “The Greg Wilson” as opposed to “Da Greg Wilson,” “Le Greg Wilson,” or Klaus?
The Greg Wilson was the name available for a .com website. People always think its some “I’m the greatest” thing…really I just wanted people to go to my website. Oh, and I’m the greatest ever.
2. You’ve been on basic cable a lot. What’s basic cable poontang like?
Gotta tell ya, a lot of “average” girls. Not too hot, not too dumb…hut that’s what I like. A girl that isn’t entirely comfortable with the mistake she’s making.
3. Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
In my experience, condoms and Emergen- C keep the doctor away.
4. You have a very distinctive laugh – can you describe it for our readers?
It’s like a honk. A repetitive honk, like, “Get the fuck out of the way!”
5. Here’s a hotly debated subject. What four items would appear on the ultimate appetizer sampler platter?
Buffalo wings, Mozzarella sticks, jalapeno poppers and loaded potato skins. Funny thing is, I didn’t even have to think about it.
6. You’re from Texas. Why shouldn’t we mess with you?
Probably because I’ll embarrass the shit out of you. You mess with the bull….
7. You sank my battleship.
You got your peanut butter on my chocolate.
8. We want to put a personal ad on Craigslist to find somebody to help us with our armpit fetish. Any suggestions for how the ad should read?
SJM seeks BBW for GFE/MSBD ASAP. French girls and vegans need not apply.
9. You’re on all those VH-1 countdown shows. Can you give us a quick countdown of the top 5 overused phrases uttered by commentators on VH-1 countdown shows?
Who am I? Mo Rocca?
1/2. There once was a man from Nantucket…
Suck it, fuck it, and chuck it… are we done here?
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